November 10th, 2011, 5:21 am

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Metroid Prime Altina - [Part 1]

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Tropical Resort Act 1, this time.

Seriously, though. Why you gotta break my heart, Other M?
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Zero Kirby November 10th, 2011, 5:28 am

http://metroidprimealtina.smackjeeves.com/comics/1322675/issue-1-beginnings/

Gotta get the rage in, while I still can. On a side note, yes, Metroid: Other M literally made me hate Metroid games for a while. Thank goodness for the Metroid Prime Trilogy. It's kind of a shame Zelda can't follow suit with its games...

For those who have no idea what Phazon is, it's a ludicrously radioactive material that kills what it doesn't mutate, drives insane what it mutates, shortens the life spans of what it doesn't drive insane, and overpowers what it doesn't shorten the life span of. Ignore the fact that the half-life of such a material would be about .0000000000000000001 seconds. Retro Studios certainly did. Oh yeah, and it's also sentient, or something.

And the Light Suit and the Luminoth, basically the Light Suit was powered by the PLANET ITSELF so taking the suit off of said planet is likely not a good idea.

Why yes I am a huge Metroid geek, however did you guess

Also, spot the typo and you win! Now I have to make the previous reviews non-canon just because of it.

SEE WHY THAT DOESN'T WORK SAKAMOTO

Haven't received any tryouts yet, which makes me worry that you guys are reviewing my comic and are mathematically charting out the perfect set of words in an attempt to send me into a blind rage where I punch several puppies and discover the true meaning of Chrishaunnikipoisonouszanzibarlandhamstermosesultraboxmas.

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Lord Enigma November 10th, 2011, 7:03 am

Dammit. You had to bring up Other M. Didn't you?
Anyway it always seems so hard to find good Metroid comics. Clearly this is no exception. It does make me feel better about the one I had a few years ago.

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His Sonic comic is also pretty bad -_-

Good thing I gave him advice TO REMOVE ALL THAT CRAP.

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sabbo(e)ros November 10th, 2011, 7:16 pm

I never understood why Other M was so bad.

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Zero Kirby November 10th, 2011, 10:48 pm

@sabbo(e)ros: Well, the first reason is that the developers don't know how to handle a female protagonist, and for some reason, neither does the series director for the last few games.

The second is that Retro Studios didn't make it, and for some reason they have the Midas touch when it comes to returning old Nintendo franchises to life.

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Lugbzurg January 4th, 2012, 3:43 pm

@Zero Kirby: Alright, I'm not nearly as well-versed in the Metroid series as you, but would i be right in assuming that this "Phazon" stuff should not only kill her, but also not really do anything to her upgrades?

Also, if you wanna talk "Other M", let this do the talking for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31e7YSC-JgI